News just in – former party member Soviet Al has been forced to go deep under cover and become Swedish Al in order to obtain some high-grade anti-freeze. This is all part of the masterplan to awake the sleeper for our SMERSH operative to finger him for information. The anti-freeze is needed to loosen the lips of ‘Don Vito Telekomski’ and make him “an offer he can’t refuse”. We, for obvious reasons, can not reveal the offer, but it does involve a trip to Rio to find Victor/Victoria.
thanks to Etya Dikov and Dixie Normous for the story
Tags: antifreeze, don vito, rio, smersh, soviet al, Spetsnaz, swedish al
