We are pleased to report for Soviet Al’s tour of the Ukraine, that we have been able to both meet with and awaken the sleeper (code name: Zat Bint aka Victor/Victoria). After one Horilaka, the sleeper became most saucy and declared his love for the Sputnik after pouring beer all over him and offering to sponge up the spills! He offered to paw Spuntik some more, but the Sputnik was wise to his willy advances after a Black Sea skinny dipping escapade.
from an undisclosed source under fire with gooks in the wire – Romany Gipsy Pete
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