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New Tour dates!

thesleeperstail — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:37:35 +0000

The artist formerly known as Soviet Al is returning for his best show yet. This is clearly going to be a sell out tour, so book early. We have no equipment as yet, but who needs that shit when you have Alexander Meerkat, Richie Sputnik, and Stella Artois?

big tour

The sleeper awoke before dawn, he took his pants off!

thesleeperstail — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:24:04 +0000

We are pleased to report for Soviet Al’s tour of the Ukraine, that we have been able to both meet with and awaken the sleeper (code name: Zat Bint aka Victor/Victoria). After one Horilaka, the sleeper became most saucy and declared his love for the Sputnik after pouring beer all over him and offering to sponge up the spills! He offered to paw Spuntik some more, but the Sputnik was wise to his willy advances after a Black Sea skinny dipping escapade.

from an undisclosed source under fire with gooks in the wire – Romany Gipsy Pete

You don’t know coz you weren’t there man!

thesleeperstail — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 10:06:52 +0000

Rumour has it that Soviet Al has finally cracked the code and unearthed another clue as to the identity of the shadowy controller. He suspects, or so we are lead to believe, that Finklestien A-Go-Go is indeed pulling the strings. We have witnessed the sleepers underground communications with the mysterious one he calls “Big C” via his shadey sim card deals with the former national network ‘Bouys Ahoy’ (code name – hello sailor)

these reports, as yet, remain unconfirmed, but we at Stellaski Horulka Internationale Telecomski are working hard at uncovering the truth!

your friend – the Borch Commando

Le Weeble

thesleeperstail — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:18:35 +0000

Dear readers, it has come to our attention that ‘The Shackler’ (aka ‘Le Weeble’) has boarded the Orient Express in order to assassinate the Lady that shall not be mentioned (aka ‘the Red Balaklava’). ‘The Swimmer’ has already gone missing and we fear for his well being. The last we heard he was sharing a copy of ‘Buoys Ahoy’ with ‘The Sleeper’. Our undercover operative has searched the docks and penetrated ‘The Sailor’s Return’ in order to extract some information about the whereabouts of ‘The Swimmer’ and his left-handed operations. He was last seen playing tennis for ‘la équipe rosé’ in a Paris gay bar called ‘Amsterdamned’.

We are aware of ‘The Sleepers’ mole in Thailand. The ‘he/she’ has had to sink deep into the secretive underworld of ‘The push me pull you’s’ in order to decide which side of the fence to come down on. In fact he is always coming down hard on some unsuspecting operative forcing them to employ a bi-polar four-way adapter

‘Vlad the Impaler’ had a rendezvous with ‘Viscous Victoria’ and ended up on top of ‘The Shackler’ covered in double hamams and ice-cream with very sweaty betties. We are assured it was not a pretty sight.

This report comes on us via a deep mole in the former KGB, the idenity of whom must remain secret as SPECTRE may go down on them hard, and produce an unwanted and sticky end

Spetsnaz special

thesleeperstail — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:02:59 +0000

News just in – former party member Soviet Al has been forced to go deep under cover and become Swedish Al in order to obtain some high-grade anti-freeze. This is all part of the masterplan to awake the sleeper for our SMERSH operative to finger him for information. The anti-freeze is needed to loosen the lips of ‘Don Vito Telekomski’ and make him “an offer he can’t refuse”. We, for obvious reasons, can not reveal the offer, but it does involve a trip to Rio to find Victor/Victoria.

thanks to Etya Dikov and Dixie Normous for the story